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Sober Today T-Shirt

$25 – $33

Folks facing potential sobriety whine INCESSANTLY about how they will NEVER be able to drink again.  Well here you go, buttercup.  Soon as you become incontinent and they start the death clock, we can fire up the party till you get too wasted to walk into the light unassisted.

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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US